wannabe intellectual and eternal dork

Emily, nineteen, USA. I can be pretty cool sometimes. let's be pals ok yes good
music blog: amemusique.tumblr.com
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eabevella:

theseraphimwolf:

Bethany meets Metatron

It would be perfect if she answered with “… Megatron?”

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volcaenic:

This is by far my favorite cover of any song

a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

(Source: kiluas)

latenightseth:

It’s a win-win for America.

madpixi:

tastefullyoffensive:

[labracadabrador]

god dammit this fucking website I have work tonight

tommy-siegel:

you guys when I was using my computer this morning I felt something itchy and discovered the new U2 album stapled to my butt

this thing is truly everywhere

bono is magic

(Source: harrypotterdailly)

nowhowaboutthatdrink:

itsmorethanabook:

nowhowaboutthatdrink:

Fuck Jack O’Lanterns! This is what Henry and Neal are making this year

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"Who needs to wait for Halloween?? Let’s do it right now!!"

"We gotta go buy four watermelons, and some colored lights, but sure, why not?"

bakerssmurf:

danalouiseg:

Since the first book, katniss was already a rebel.

I never even noticed this!!

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